Some Simple Irish Logic

I didn't write this, it was forwarded to me in an email. But I had to share it.

Thoughts from across the pond:
> An email from Ireland to their brethren in the States...a point to
> ponder despite your political affiliation:
>
> We, in Ireland, can't figure out why people are even bothering to hold
> an election in the United States .
>
> On one side, you have a pants wearing lawyer, married to a lawyer who
> cannot keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary
> against a lawyer who goes to the wrong church who is married to yet
> another lawyer who doesn't even like the country her husband wants to
> run.
>
> Now...On the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts
> with the appropriate Mc terminology married to a good looking younger
> woman who owns a beer distributorship.
>
> What in Lord's name are you lads thinking over there in the colonies??