There's a War on

The War Against Terror [TWAT] is in full swing, and we need your support. Hey, it's a rude war, it needs a rude acronym. After all, Saddam had STDs [Strategic Tools of Destruction] and was spreading them around the middle-east. You can do your part, so line, sign up, and re-enlist today. Shoes For Industry! Higher Trans- National Oil Company Profits!